I just hit some stupid key and erased the whole post. Curses.
Ok, the gist of the post was that you should whip up a batch of beer bread. This will take about 2 minutes plus rounding up ingredients time. And the loaf doesn't cost $4! You will need 12 oz. of beer (cheap is fine) and some self-rising flour.
Here is the link:
Simple Beer Bread
One important note: Cut the sugar down to 2 Tablespoons. Your bathroom scale and your liver will thank you.
My mom made this in the 70's and we scarfed it down. She sprinkled sesame seeds on the bottom of the loaf pan. Use your creativity.