Thursday, October 25, 2007

These are a few of my least favorite things

Flour Tortillas- they belong in California with astroturf
Wraps: doughy tasteless containers for what should have been a sandwich
Cool-Whip (Yuck! Shudder!) or any kind of "topping"- ever hear of trans fats?
Margarine
Faux Crab
Cheap Ugly Furniture
Any art involving children with big eyes, velvet, or twee little cottages in the woods
Deli Turkey Breast with it's non-taste and compliment of salt, nitrates and water
The phrase "family values"
Stupid-assed conspiracy theories
Romance novels
Any commercial with the words "ask your doctor"
Clueless drivers on their cell phones.
Any bagel found outside one of the boroughs of NYC except for Great Barrington, MA
Non-fat anything
Any detective story where the protagonist's kid, wife, girlfriend, mother, or any near relative was dispatched by the bad guy

Enuff said.

Remember: tomorrow is cat blog day!

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