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For twenty years we lived in Wealthy Town, with chic shopping, good doctors,
dentists, hairdressers, nice neighbors, super schools, a great library, a duck
pond, and a fabulous RDF (Recycling Disposal Facility) where one could see
captains of industry unloading the recyclables from their Mercedes'. Everything
was recyclable in Wealthy Town, right down to old batteries and
eyeglasses. There was a book drop. Someone once found a thousand dollars
in a left book. No owner ever came forward. It was that kind of
place. On another occasion, a new sink and bathtub were dumped. When
an onlooker asked the owner why he was getting rid of new stuff, he said,
"It was the wrong color." Wealthy. Town, oh, Wealthy Town!
So, although everything was wonderful in Wealthy Town, housing
had become very expensive, only for the truly wealthy. We were ready to
retire and sold the too-big house, paid off the mortgage, and said, "Now
what?" Condos in wealthy town cost as much as houses, maybe
more. Not much to downsize into. Alas, Wealthy town. Adieu, Wealthy
town.
We looked at condos in Other Towns, and nothing
was quite right until and one day our realtor found our dream condo, fabulous
and affordable in . . . Average Town! We had nothing against Average
Town. It had no shopping to speak of, but suburbia is full of stores and
malls and so we would have to drive somewhere to shop. No good
restaurants, either, but hey, the city and the burbs are also full of
restaurants.
But Average Town, unfortunately, had no recycling, being, well, Average
Town. For four guilt-ridden years we put everything into the trash for
pick up. Feeling like despoilers of the earth, we looked around for
alternatives. There was a place to take newspapers and junk mail.
But all the plastic, the bottles, the cans, the cardboard, and box board and went
into the trash. We found a small herd of Highland Scottish Cattle who relished
our vegan scraps, mostly fruits and vegetables with the occasional slice of
stale bread.
One day, we had a discussion and decided it would be all right to return to
the RDF in Wealthy Town. We had our own trash pickup, so we would not be
"dumping" an iota of garbage; we would be recycling, and making their graph of
how much was recycled this year climb even higher.
So, we began to recycle everything again. Cans, bottles, green glass,
brown class, plastics, eyeglasses, cell phone, old batteries, crutches, and
books to the book drop.
In our absence, something had been added:
the Take and Leave where useful stuff that one did not want anymore, or
leftovers from a garage sale could be deposited. And acquired.
Kitchen ware, old flowerpots, children's books, fabrics, picture frames, furniture, you
name it. Now, the Take and Leave had a cadre of takers who hung around
all day like vultures, always taking, never leaving. Despite signs
saying, "one-half hour limit for browsing, the vultures, were, after
all, vultures.
For ten (10) years we left our recyclables at the Wealthy Town
RDF. Sometimes I tried to imagine the size of the pile of our stuff that
did not clog up a
landfill, and I had a
warm feeling, just like when I fed the cows banana peels, old lettuce and
broccoli stems.
And then, a bit late for April Fool, but surely in keeping, we got a letter
from Wealthy Town, a
No Trespass Notice! Our humble vehicle
"was observed in the RDF." And we did not have a permit to use the
RDF. If we entered the RDF again, t
he police would be notified.
Charges
could be filed in district
court. Copy of letter sent to police.
The
police were already notified.
We were recycling criminals!!
If was like A
lice's Restaurant in reverse. We were threatened
with fines for recycling, not dumping. And since late fall I had been
collecting nice stuff. to drop off at the Take and Leave. Toys, books,
electronics. Good flower pots.
Now, let's face it: the Take and Leave did not have status Wealthy Town
women with Louie Vuitton handbags perusing the merchandise. Ordinary
people "shopped" there: old folks, students, and probably other
illegals with a yen for "picking." I saw quite a few people who
looked like immigrants. Maybe the needy came, even in Wealthy Town. I can
just see the merchandise piling higher and higher as the locals
leave
and there's nobody left to
take. The vultures, of course, will
also be out of luck. We are all out of luck.
And I am also sad, losing the ability to recycle everything on one of
those visits to Wealthy Town's dentists and hairdressers and nice little stores
not found in Average Town. I will miss the familiar ambiance of the RDF. But I have found a recycler who picks up weekly and takes the recyclables
(all together with no separation of paper, etc., from glass and cans) to a
"sub-station" where machines separate everything and the recyclables
are then shipped off to whatever fate is in store for them. We figure the
cost of this service is about the same as the cost of the gas to get to and
from Wealthy Town. So Average Town has come through for us.
But I mourn the Book Drop and the Take and Leave and the physical act of
separating the brown and green and the clear glass. I will never
think of Wealthy Town in the same way again. Farewell, Wealthy Town RDF.
Hope you don't keep the local police too busy pursuing criminal recyclers to
tend to whatever crimes the denizens of Wealthy Town commit. Probably
white-collar crimes, or (pedigreed) dogs running lose. I don't
know. I don't care. Farewell.