Yesterday, driving to work I listened to a commercial for “Sedation Dentistry.” The fearful or gaggy or too-busy-for-a-lot-of-appointments patient is knocked out and the teeth and/or gums are fixed and said patient goes his merrie way.
I would propose anything done by the medical profession where the word “discomfort” is a substitution for pain be sedation optional.
A sedation commute would be cool.
A sedated work-day would be even cooler.
Sedated television-viewing? Sorry, that already has a sedative effect.
Sedation long-winded telephone calls?
Sedation for endless meetings? Definitely.
Sedation sex with someone not that sexy. For sure.
Sedation football viewing for women.
Sedation baby/couples showers for men.
Sedated time on the treadmill? That might be tricky. Maybe someone could come up with a harness to keep sedated walkers from toppling off.
Sedated rehab?
Sedated church? No more tuneless hymns or boring meetings.
The possibilities are endless.
Grapeshot,
Who is considering whether she could knock out a novel while sedated and who is still not working very hard.
Thursday, September 29, 2005
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