An Alphabet Ode to Spam

These are among the message subjects in my email box since Monday:


Amid Katrina Chaos, One Company Struggles to
Breathe Easier This Fall
Color Printer Reaches Superstar Status
Divert Bead Corkscrew Clap
Emergency Housing Drive. Pass it on
Facts about Fish
Get Noticed Again
Have the Phish Stopped Biting?
Is yours below 5 inches long?
Just say no
Katrina relief
Life being what it is
Maybe You need Medications
Nonstick Cooking
Protect Your Systems Against Attacks
QAS Install
Really Works Very Good
Survey on Women’s Fashion
Terrific Release
Update: HP to reschedules New Orleans conference
Vi@gra at good prices
Well, you need medications
XP may be vulnerable to plug and play worms
Yahoo, Alloy, Playboy and more
Zoo Sex Farm Animal