Wednesday, April 30, 2008

The Muse & The Marketplace

Grapeshot as a skinny young mom who never worried about being remembered.


The Muse and the Marketplace is a sublime event for writers that took place at Boston’s famous Parker House (think rolls and Boston Cream Pie) Hotel last weekend.

As the title implies, the conference paid attention to the creative end of things (the muse) and to Mammon (the Marketplace). My particular interests in writing somewhat literary historical fiction were well-served by Jeff Talarigo’s and Sylvia Sellers-Garcia’s offerings. Randall Peffer’s audience-interactive “Drag Queens, Dead Goats, Sula and Peter Pan” helped attendees figure out some ways to craft literary mysteries.

Lisa Scottoline shared her agent’s name, some past rejection letters, and her upbeat advice. These days, upbeat advice makes me want to weep, but so it goes.

Michael Thomas quoted T.S. Eliot and James Joyce and played some cool music and the session almost transported me back to my undergraduate days.

Jonathan Franzen rocked with his keynote luncheon speech, which was a prime example of show, don’t tell. He provided me (unknowingly and inadvertently) for a quote for the opening of my new novel. He’s a funny man, and a literate man and his address did not make me want to weep. I bought a copy of The Corrections, at long last and am mid-point in the book. Wonderful writing, conflicted characters-- so enthralling to read such a fine novel.

D.Y. Bechard talked about creating “bad” characters, always a tricky thing for a writer, since all bad characters need some redeeming features, unless of course, one is deep, deep into genre.

When I am at these events, I am always reminded how invisible I have become due to no longer being a young woman. Once I had long blond hair and was skinny and wore all the trendy clothes (see photo) and I smoked like tires on fire and felt generally miserable, but I always got a lot of attention from males. Now I am one of the hordes of middle-aged women who frequent these events, and I can meet an editor 3 or 4 times and he still might not remember me. Whatchagonnado?

But The Muse, etc. rocked and I took away good information, inspiration and the urge to write. Kudos to Grub Street for a great event, and the food was extra-yummy, too, although I must be one out of one hundred who find bagels for breakfast a huge yawn. Sunday's scones were, however, delightful. One cannot live on bagels alone, although there is a place in West Stockbridge that makes you think maybe you could.

So say I.

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Friday, April 25, 2008

Warby's???

Warby's? Wendy's is buying Arby's or is Arby's buying Wendy's? When our kids were small, we used to go to Arby's a lot, eating the roast beef sandwiches with the yummy barbeque sauce and the delicous little potato cakes. Doesn't take much to please hungry boys.

I may have been to Wendy's once or twice, but I haven't "done" fast food since my mom died. No, I didn't take a vow not to eat it or anything, but when I visited my mother during her last years of decline in Arizona, there were mostly fast food places in the neighborhood, and once I ate at McDonald's twice in one day. Visited the colonel, too. There's a reason grease and carbs are called "comfort food." Over the years I have lost most of my taste for it. But not for fried chicken or cheese burgers, Never.

Tomorrow I'm taking the subway into town for Grub Street's The Muse and the Marketplace.
Signed up for two days of writing seminars. Not that I have been writing much. A few edits to Festival Madness which now has two rejections. I have been sending out some queries, so we'll see how it goes.

Yesterday I read an interview with Agent Nat Sobel in Poet & Writers about getting a first novel published, and the news was not good.Or pretty. Last night I had an endlessly complicated dream about snobbery and exclusion, and in the dream I told someone that I wrote "commercial fiction." Looking back on the dream, it was more of a nightmare, in a genteel sort of way.

Genteel nightmares!

Ah well, it's a nice spring day and S.O. has had a most mysterious knee relapse, trashing plans to drive to Chatham for lunch today, so I'll work in the garden instead and send off a few more queries.

Toujours,

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Wednesday, April 23, 2008

White Crowned Sparrow


I think this is the one. So cute and such a charming song. Photo is from Wikipedia.
See below for another cool link.

More Signs of Spring

Peewees in the woods, calling and answering each other. Robin scrounging for nest materials--taking time to gather up a bunch.

We've had chives in the scrambled eggs twice. My secret for the best scrambled eggs--sneak a fit bits of cream cheese into the eggs. It will melt and make them totally scrumptious.

I saw two hawks scoping out the woods. Don't know if they have romance or dinner on their minds.

My little sparrow friend came again and I identified him/her, and now I can't remember which kind it is. One of the more common ones that hangs about at the edge of the woods. Nice song, and saucy bird

Did a few garden chores today. The Solomon's seal is coming up, and the bleeding heart has blooms. One columbine is among the missing. I take plants dying very personally.

In the living room window, the Geraniums are growing and the Christmas cactus has one lone bloom. Go figure.

I've send out a few more email queries and need to get busy on more. And I have to give a speech on Burning Man. What to say? How can you describe an experience so unique?
Dunno.

Onward,

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Tuesday, April 22, 2008

Puerto Rican Rice and Beans

This was a labor of love (and frugality). First I had to remember to soak the pinto beans. This morning, I cooked the beans (with a soupcon of slab bacon and a generous clove of garlic) and cooked the rice. 1/2 lb of beans, 1 cup of rice.

Then I made the Sofrito. I even had the little packet of seasoning that makes it "authentic." Chopping and slicing galore.

Whew! Now for the final assembly, with more chopping and slicing of tomato, jalapneo, red bell pepper, onion, garlic, ham, slab bacon. Salty as hell. Probably due to the slab bacon, the ham and even the tomato sauce.

Add cooked rice and beans and sprinkle whole mess generously with chopped cilantro. Put a spoonful of the sofrito on each helping. Don't know where my sofrito recipe came from, but it uses salt pork and ham along with the usual ingredients. I substituted slab bacon. I'll print it soon, but in the meantime, there are many sofrito recipes on the web.
Looks like we can eat for 3 days, or 2 days and a lunch. Payoff with be tomorrow when I don't have to cook. The taste is really good, with a lot of punch from the (seeded) jalapenos. I got this recipe off the Web. You will probably have no problem finding one. Try to use as many fresh ingredients as possible. This is a healthy meal without being vegetarian, because the meat is strictly as flavoring.

Here is the recipe I (loosely) used--no pressure cooker, and I made a "sofrito" to serve with it.
http://www.astray.com/recipes/?show=Puerto%20rican%20rice%20and%20beans

Me gusta mucho. It's cool to eat ethnic.

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Eine Kleine Dessert

This is something I made yesterday for my writing group: Mixed-nut shortbread from Gourmet's "every day quick kitchen."

It was fast and economical and ever so tasty:

Mixed Nut Shortbread

1 stick unsalted butter, softened
1/3 cup plus 1 T. sugar
1/2 t. vanilla
3/4 cup salted and roasted mixed cocktail nuts, coarsely chopped

Put rack in middle position and preheat oven to 375 degrees farenheit.
Stir together butter and 1/3 cup sugar in a medium bowl with a wooden spoon until combined well. (note: good arm exercise).
Stir in vanilla, then add flour and mix with your hands until a dough forms. Transfer the dough to a lightly greased baking sheet and spread evenly with your fingers to form an 8-inch square.

Sprinkle with nuts evenly over dough, pressing down to help them adhere. Press in a business-like way or they will fall off.

Sprinkle remaining 1 T. sugar over nuts and bake until shortbread is ddep golden, 20 to 25 minutes.
Cool baking sheet on a rack for 10 minutes.

Cut into 18 bars, about 3-by-1 1/2 inch bars.

Note: If you have unsalted nuts, sprinkle them with a little salt in addition to the sugar. I did this and it worked fine.

The shortbread took a while to firm up, but in a few hours, it was wonderfully crisp and the flavor is excellent. Mixed nuts are frequently on sale in your drug store as well as the supermarket.

Enjoy!!!

Monday, April 21, 2008

All Hail Spring!

Spring has sprung
The grass has riz
I wonder where
The flowers is.

What delightful doggerol! We've had 3 warm days in a row after weeks of weather in the 40's. The forsythia burst into bloom, and so did the goldfinches, the male so wonderfully yellow after his drab winter. A pair is always hanging out at the thistle seed feeder. I noticed the chicadees have also paired up. We had a new sparrow yesterday, and of course I forgot to notice a couple features which would have helped identify the cheeky little critter. So cute.

Mother and father mallad are swimming together in the slough, which has some blooming trees therein, and the red has turned yellow soon to be green. Chipmunks up and about, but the squirrels must be nesting.

The house painters have come and gone, disrupting bird feeding and life in general. They only smashed one plant, an iris. The tulips will not bloom, due to having been saved from the rabbits too late, likewise the crocus. This fall I'm naturalizing some daffodils in the woods and saying to hell with the rest.

Spring peepers still a mighty but shrill chorus. Lots of birdsong. Lovely, with the windchimes gently playing. I cleaned up the beds yesterday. Mint is up as is oregano. Had to cut back the sage which is now a bush. Friend planted some beets, and we'll see how they do. Trillium is up, as is Solomon's Seal. Every year I am just about to cede them to old man winter when they pop out of the ground.

Rhododendrum hedge will bloom this week. I have to say that in spite of all fall's finery, spring is also spectacular. In Atlanta, everything was abloom and it was a world of color.

I sent off a few email queries and got the rest organized. This is a huge job and one might as well resign oneself to doing a lot a work only to get rejection. I ain't the only one.

When is my spring coming? To quote the quoter.

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Sunday, April 20, 2008

Wanna Be Need Not Apply

Ugh! I've started down the "Looking for an Agent" path for Festival Madness. I have compiled a new list. As always, it seems promising, but while compiling, I once again ran into the situation where some agents forbid queries by the unrecommended, unpublished writer. No self-published or POD writers, either. POD is a technology and it is hard to see why there is a taint to a technology, but so be it.

I am vindictive enough to hope that all of these so snooty, exclusive agents miss the next Dan Brown, Ernest Hemingway, Scott Fitzgerald, Sue Grafton, Janet Evanovich and Joseph Conrad.

Anyway, there is now a list and "how to contact" advice and all those good things, so just do it, as the commercial advices.

Email contacts, while quick , seem fraught with danger. They don't friggin' answer if they don't feel like it. Did the agent even receive the email? Off into cyberspace. It ain't fun. It ain't easy. It definitely ain't for the fragile ego or the faint of heart.

Onward.

The world I must live in always seems to encompass an exclusivity beyond me. As a kid, I lived places where you were shit unless you were born in that town. In college, I came from the wrong state, wrong high school, belonged to the wrong literary society. Wrong. Wrong. Wrong.

When I was a young suburban mom, for a few years, things were O.K. Right house, right neighborhood, right everything. Not exclusive, but welcoming.

Moved to Boston. Right suburb, wrong precinct. Not a native. Not a Brahmin. Not ethnic. Not Catholic, not much of anything. Most of my friends (not quite all) are from somewhere else. Boston is not a friendly town.

As a computer programmer, I wrote in COBOL, the least respected language, old mainframe technology. The sneering never stopped. Of course, the paychecks didn't either.

Became a writer. A genre writer. Oh shit, now it's worse than junior high. Not published properly, not young and skinny, not ethnic, nor foreign, not literary, not visible. There is the story oft told at writer's conferences that one day a published writer will ask to see your work, offer some pithy comments and will recommend you to his/her agent or publisher or whatever. Folks, this is bull. Everybody is running scared and well, it's like the convoy driving down a dangerous neighborhood in Baghdad and you are in Arab dress and thumbing a ride. Will the convoy stop?

So, gloom and doom. I must be the world's biggest masochist, because after four books, I'm en route to promote the 5th. Why? Why? Why?

Dunno. Just gotta do it. Must have succumbed to Festival Madness. (!)

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Friday, April 18, 2008

A moment to relax? No, It's Cat Blog Day


It would be nice to have a day of "down time," and still be home. Does it ever happen? Thought I had one yesterday, but it didn't turn out that way, so I had great hopes for leisure today. Discovered at 9:15 that Thisbe had a vet appointment at 10:15.


Unfortunately, the vibes perked up through the ceiling into the area under the bed where she was indulging in a power nap. Had the wind up already, and couldn't be lured out with catnip and sweet talk. Kept moving from one side of the bed to the other. I put on gloves and got out S.O.'s now unused crutch and poked at her until she left the friendly confines of the bed. She thought (ha! ha! Thisbe), that she would race downstairs, or perhaps under the guest bed, but I had thoughtfully closed the bedroom door. Grabbed her and shoved her into the cat carrier.


Meows of protest all the way there. Then, as it always happens, she does not wish to egress the cat carrier. Such a safe, cozy place all of a sudden. Nonetheless, the "nice lady" took her out and weighted her. 16.8 pounds, about the same as last year.


"Why is such a big cat afraid of everything?" the vet asked, and I had no answer. If you're a fraidy cat you could be as big as a barn and still cower.


So, exam and shots over, we waited for the presentation of the bill, while a really big dog appropriately named "Moose," eyed the cat carrier with benign curiosity. Home again, but the bedroom door was still closed and the painters were on ladders, able to look in windows, and what's a cat to do? Retreat to the basement, of course, where the windows are small and no one is liable to stare in.


You will remember that Friday is Cat Blog Day. I am publishing a photo of Thisbe for her fans. She still has an unseemly addiction to cat nip, and loves Mommy-Kitty time. If only all relationships were so uncomplicated.

Thursday, April 17, 2008

Sucking It Up More Than Usual

So, kids, I'm going to begin querying big time: 10 queries per month for World of Mirrors, same for Promiscuous Mode and likewise for Festival Madness. That's 30 queries a month, which is painful but do-able. I'm also going to submit to a few more publishers.

Moving forward, inching along, and no doubt plenty of rejection. Everyone says the writing is good, and therefore the story must be the stumbling block. Need to plug away at my 20's book, too. Wanted it done by August, but I don't think that's possible, but I could write the major scenes and then string them together.

Nothing could be weirder than Festival Madness where I began writing in the middle. I need a new query for World of Mirrors

The courses I've taken on hooks and synopses have not really been as helpful as I had hoped.

It would be nice to have a few comments now and then. I know there are readers, but without posts, the blog stays in the toilet on the Technorati rankings. Please?

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Tuesday, April 15, 2008

Road Amazon

Yesterday morning, standing in my stocking feet with my shoes, jacket, raincoat, one quart plastic bag of liquids and gels, everything in the plastic bins, carry-on neatly lined up, all of us (both stuff and me) waiting to go thru the x-ray machine, well, I wondered who had actually won the war on terror and it didn't seem like it was us.

Flights are full, and the lines are long and you spend more time getting to the airport, waiting in lines, waiting for the flight, grabbing a bite to eat to tide you through the hours than you spend on the plane. Coming home from the airport on public transportation was no fun either.

Nothing to do with travel is much fun, and that goes for the act of filling up the gas tank, too.

I remember the first year of my marriage, getting off the plane in Denver, in my new black wool coat with a snazzy hat, gloves, high heels, etc. My mom said I "looked like Mrs. Astor." I guess she meant Brooke Astor and in those days I had no idea what a compliment that was.

On that trip, we got stuck by weather in St. Louis and were flown first class to Phoenix (cacti with Christmas lights) then on a champagne flight (Western Airlines) to Denver. Even when the weather was bad, life was good, elegant, and no one would have even believed the hassles that flying now brings.

I rode on MARTA in Atlanta. Good signage, etc., until it came time to buy the ticket, and would you believe they charge 50cents extra for a "paper" ticket. I had assembled the correct amount of quarters (I thought) beforehand, and got the nasty surprise. The trip up 4 flights of stairs from the airport (with bag) wasn't much fun, but I discovered the exercise class and weight lifting at the "Y" were serving me well.

Train was clean and announcements were excellent. Hard to know where to go at the end of the line, but I managed. Weird people on board just like in Boston. Have I ever told you my "T" stories?

So MARTA rocks. I ate a hot dog at Hartsfield which was really good and they served a not bad glass of Merlot, too. I try to treat myself nicely when I travel. Didn't eat the chips. Didn't eat the cookie. Ate low-carbs last night, and high fiber this morning, so one hot dog isn't going to faze ye olde bod. Ole bod. Merde.

I read the most wonderful book while I was travelling, a new novel by David Levien, City of the Sun. Should have been published last month. I had an ARC. (Advanced Reader Copy). What a good writer! Hope he gets nominated for an Edgar. https://www.randomhouse.com/author/results.pperl?authorid=78108

Off to the wars, the suburban ones,

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Saturday, April 12, 2008

Off to Atlanta

Out of town for a few days. I will have some comments on travel when I return.

Two new mysteries are coming along with me. The only good thing about being en route is the ability to read.

We had French Toast this a.m. and ate a whole loaf of sour dough bread.

3-4 eggs, some milk and cream, 1 scant spoonful of sugar. Dip any kind of bread (within reason) in and fry in butter and canola oil or all butter if you are living on the edge.

Serve with low-salt bacon, maple syrup, apricot syrup and powdered sugar. Drink plenty of medium pulp o.j.

Enjoy.

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Friday, April 11, 2008

Blogging While Drunk

Well, not drunk, exactly, just with a nice healthy slug of rum under one's belt and the large economy-sized glass of red wine with dinner.

Dinner! What can I say? Homemade pizza, with all fresh ingredients, and it tasted soooo good. Lots of cherry tomatoes, fresh broccoli, mushrooms, onions, garlic, yellow pepper,pepperoni, and three cheeses: fontina, mozzarella and parmesan. So good, so incredibly good.

And dessert! Youzza! Mascarpone tarte with fresh orange and honey and those little green nuts, whattamacallems. That's how much to drink. Pistachios. Recipe from Bon Appetit.

Pizza is my own concoction with dough from Roche Brothers. There's no comparison with store bought.

Feeling mellow. Leaving on a short trip to Atlanta tomorrow. Taking books along. Weather there much like here, so no difficult clothing decisions.

I've discovered one can wear the same clothes day after day and he world does not implode. But---my nice bear pajama bottoms from Coldwater Creek are wearing out. Also a couple pair of socks. I'm trying to see how long I can go without buying anything. One year? Two years? How long? Until one is in tatters. Too many clothes.

Until later,

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Festival Madness Gets Its First Rejection

Each book, one thinks, "this time it will be different," but there's a sameness to rejection, like waves lapping on the beach.

There are agents who have one or two "token" female clients and the rest are male and these agents generally like "guy books," with guy humor and guy adventures and guy stuff, so why did I even approach this agent? Well, he was at Sleuthfest, and that's the only reason.

And of course he said that,"your idea does not sound like something that I would be interested in representing." So there.

The trouble is, this isn't obviously a "girl" book, either, unless you associate girl's with technology and Molotov cocktails and adulterous behavior. Not chic lit. Not hen lit. Not cozy, not traditional. Not saleable? Well, we shall see. One of these days I'm going to have to scream, "fuck it!' and either a) stop writing and earn real money or b) suck it up and learn to write commercial fiction in a genre with the convensions observed. Anyone reading my books would understand that isn't exactly possible in any sincere kind of way. One of the things I really really like about Antonioni's movies is that he has alienated women and that's something you don't see very often and they aren't alienated in a femaley, touch-feeley way but honest-to-god-alientated. Love it.

God knows, World of Mirrors with it's now 60+ rejections does not appear to be saleable with the East German locale and the technology and history and bad guys all thrown into the mix with a dose of humor and craziness.

My mother said, "you always have to learn everything the hard way." To this day, I wonder if there is an easy way.

Our small guest is having difficulties with Roman Numerals, and like riding a bicycle, they are something you always know once you've learned them. The hard way. Or the easy way.

I have to buy a greeting card, drop off the cleaning, buy some groceries, make a tart and all kinds of unalienated female types of activities.

One of these days. . . .

Grapeshot, sucking it up big time

Wednesday, April 09, 2008

Has Suck It Up Become a Food Blog?

Fair Question. I haven't been writing about writing, because it's too friggin' depressing. But,
Bill Loehfelm won the Amazon (ABNA) novel contest and congratulations to him.
http://www.amazon.com/Fresh-Kills-Bill-Loehfelm/dp/0399155317
The competition for this award was keen, and I've only heard good things about Fresh-Kills, Bill's book. A masterly job.


Last night we had potato pancakes, and the small houseguest ate eight (count 'em) eight. She is a picky eater who doesn't like onion, but somehow these passed all the taste tests. I served them with bacon and sour cream (real) and a peach applesauce at $1.00 a jar from Ocean State Job Lot. We had a chocolat pudding made in the microwave that was ultra-chocolately and very tasty. Serve with lots of whipped cream.

At lunch today at the Museum of Science where we saw the IMAX (Grand Canyon) movie. This was a new one, not the old Grand Canyon. Very good. The museum is perfect for a curious eight year old and was an excellent choice.

Monday, April 07, 2008

Lemon Ricotta Pancakes with Sauteed Apples


Yum!
These little pancakes made with lowfat ricotta, eggs, flour, milk and grated lemon rind were so good. The apples weren't too shabby either, sauteed in butter with some cinnamon and sugar mixed in and lemon juice added at the last moment. Serve with maple syrup and you've got a hit on your hands. The eggs are separated and the whites whipped into peaks. A few extra minutes, but worth it.
Stay tuned for a fantastic vegetarian strata tomorrow.

Saturday, April 05, 2008

Cardamom Crumb Cake


The flavor of cardamom is very faint. I love Penzeys http://www.penzeys.com/ for spices.

This would be great for Christmas with houseguests. Makes 15 servings. At least. It would be nice to take to a brunch, as well. I would guess the recipe (Food and Wine, December) could be halved and made in an 8 by 8 pan.

I love this non-stick bakewave. Not so elegant, but very practical.

http://www.foodandwine.com/recipes/cardamom-spiced-crumb-cake

Does not dirty every pot and pan in the kitchen. No creaming. All the butter is melted.

A Recipe Obsession

First it was Gourmet. Then finally, a cheap subscription opportunity to Bon Appetit. A relative recommended Cooks Illustrated. I got a free companion air ticket if I subscribed to Food and Wine. Of course the Globe and the NY Times and even the Wall Street Journal have recipes.

At the dentist the week I read Saveur, and tempted, told myself, no way. For a person who is always dieting, why do I put temptation front and center. It's not like I'm subscribing to Cooking Light.

And of course there's the web recipes: Epicurious that has a reprise from Bon Appetit and Gourmet. There's the Weber Kettle recipes, the smoker recipes, the this, the that.

I have 5 of my own "cookbooks" and 10 or so folders labeled "chicken" "salad" and well, you know, these folders are growing and I need to separate the stuff I've made from the stuff I want to try.

If we live into the next century I'll never make all the cakes I've clipped. Yesterday, in anticipation of company, I made a coffee cake like affair, with a thick yummy crumb topping. It was from Food and Wine and a photo follows. The day before we had enchiladas verdes, and were they ever good, both the chicken and the cheese.

It's hard to find tomatillos in New England. Tried to grown them once and it was a miserable failure: huge plants, no fruit.

See the next post for a photo of the cake.

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Friday, April 04, 2008

No White Socks in Mansfield

I remember how annoyed I was when Filene's pulled out of Wellesley, and I had to drive to Natick for staples such as underwear and what-have-you, moisturizer, for example.

Today, buying groceries, I remembered that a member of the household needed white athletic socks. I drove out of Norton and all the way through downtown Mansfield looking for a store that sold white socks.

I passed sixty-jillion pizza parlors, nail parlors, restaurants, emporiums selling this, that, and the-other-thing, like baseball cards and beads. But was there a store that sold basic notions like white socks?

There was not.

I could have chanced CVS or Rite Aid, but I didn't. I knew LL Bean would have socks, but that was out of the way and I would have paid more than I wanted, which was next-to-nothing. In Foxboro, I found the Ocean State Job Lot, where I could buy suet for the birds. The job lot also had a large selection of socks in all sizes, styles and colors, including basic white, 6 for 4.99 with a 12 month guarantee. Such a deal.

I also bought 4 more 100% Cotton Ralph Lauren napkins for $2.99. Now I have 4 white and 4 tan. And suet. The birds are greedy now that nesting season is here. And we continue our gracious living.

I saw turkey vultures circling a suburban yard in Mansfield. Something dead. Or maybe some very old white socks. Who knows? Where there are turkey vultures, I don't think there is gracious living.

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Thursday, April 03, 2008

Intimations of spring


The condo yard men came and cleaned up practically everything. Rabbits are nibbling above the cans I have protecting the tulips. Goldfinches are gold! Cool! Robins omnipresent.

Temperature still cold, cold cold. The slough has not thrown off its winter coat, but I can see buds swell on the forsythia, as well as the rhododendrum.

Crocus are above ground. I had given them up for lost. Oregano activity. Chipmunks about. Squirrels playful. One has the sense of a great many things happening out of sight and ready to burst into view. March is always the worst month, and a cold start to April is depressing, but soon, spring will come.

And we'll all be ready.

Tuesday, April 01, 2008

The Bad Trip

Bad Trip is the name of my new short story, which I had hoped to finish and polish in time to send into Level Best Books, but it didn't happen, because home nursing care and hospital visits are not conducive to writing.

Bad Trip is based on a true story, and then the "what if" appears. I had to do research on:
1) sleazy Memphis motels, 2) crack houses, 3) what pimps wear, 4)how pimps talk, 5)cost of disposable diapers and formula, even large Snickers Bars, 6) what Crack Cocaine smells like, 7) how pimps treat their "girls."

I got so hungry in CVS (researching baby supply costs) that I bought a bag (no longer comes in a box) of Cracker Jacks. No trans fat, but they tasted like the always did (good). I'm all for childish pleasures.
Writing Bad Trip was lots of fun, actually, and I have more ideas for short stories. If I can't sell it after a year, I'll publish it on Amazon Shorts.

Is today when the grand prize winner of the Amazon novel contest is announced? I'll have to take a look. April 15 is a date that stays in my head, and not just for tax reasons. The tax situation this year is a train wreck. Can't seem to figure this financing of retirement out. There must be tax software that allows you to plan as you go. Maybe even Money or Quicken. Arrrgh. Hate counting beans, even my own.

Sunday at dinner, I had a mouthful of applesauce, and suddenly there was something hard in my mouth--like a piece of walnut, and can you believe it was my silver crown with part of the tooth attached. Just fell off. Talk about freaking out! Fortunately, there is no pain involved, just a really weird mess when I put my tongue up there, and I have a dentist appointment today.

The federal, state,excise and property taxes have all conveniently come due this month along with the health insurance and fancy Florida restaurant meals. and the blood thinner which is more precious than rubies. Kind of a month long April Fool! The $1200 from Uncle Sam in May is lookin' pretty good, and we will determine for sure if money buys happiness.

I have a very large cat on my lap who is kissing my hand, so life is good. She knows what "kiss" means. Also, "do you want some catnip?" and "would you like to go into the garage?" But I forget myself. Friday is cat blog day.

Not fooled by April one bit.

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